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1.33sNo, I'm just kidding.
2.47sWe have some business to take care of, though.
2.04sI'm sorry I pulled y'alls legs.
3.74sI'm just a little excited 'cause I met somebody today.
2.07sSomeone in the bookstore.
3.24sSomeone who likes the same kind of literature as I do.
2.54sOh, and the adventure begins again.
1.53sExcuse me, Principal Shepherd,
1.57sthere's something I'd like to discuss.
2.57sThe school has gone too far with these budget cuts.
6.84sI'm sorry, Mrs. Griffin, but the "No Child Left Behind" law cost us our federal funding because our students' test scores were too low.
3.24sThey cut a school's funding if it's got low test scores?
2.97sThis is not what the founding fathers had in mind.
3.37sOkay, we're here to sign this declaration of our independence.
1.47sLet's take roll call first.
1.47sThomas Jefferson? JEFFERSON: Here.
1.6sBenjamin Franklin? FRANKLIN: Here.
2.44sJohn Footpenis? HANCOCK: It's Hancock now.
1.07sWhy?
1.73sHANCOCK: Mind your business, that's why.
3.1sWell, somehow this school needs to raise its test scores right away!
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