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1.8sButtscratcher! Peter, no!
1.7sButtscratcher! No!
1.67sButtscratcher.
1.07sDad, you...
3.1sYou got an extra job just to put me through school?
2.7sWe all did, Chris. Meg and I have been working nights.
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1.63sI'll take the one on the right!
2.94sWell, once again, Meg, I'll be back in an hour.
3.1sAnd I got a job following fat people around with a tuba.
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5.61s(PLAYING) Stop it! Cut it out!
2.4sI have a glandular problem!
2.94s(PLAYS OFF-KEY) That'll be $60.
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1.37sYou wanted to see me, Grandpa?
2.37sYes, Chris. Your pledge period is over.
3.74sThe Skull and Bones elders are now ready to admit you to our ranks.
2.2sAs is customary with all our new members,
4syou now have to spend seven minutes in the closet with our most senior member.
3.1sWe don't start the clock until the door closes.