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2.1sselling buttscratchers at the ballpark.
3.27sButtscratcher! Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here!
1.87sButtscratcher! Buttscratcher?
2sButtscratcher! Buttscratcher.
1sButtscratcher.
2.1sMAN: Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher!
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1.64sChris, come here, you'll love this.
2.77sThe first Thursday of every month we go to a local orphanage,
3.17spick out a kid, fill out all the paperwork, and then don't take him home.
1.07sIt's hilarious.
1.6sThat sounds kind of cruel.
1.83sNo, no, you'll love it. It's great.
1.94s
3.54sCome on! Come on in! Your family's waiting in here!
2.1sThere are toys and a puppy!
2.63sAnd food that's not served from warming trays!
1.93s(DOG BARKING)
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2.64sCome on! You got to want it!
1.9sOh, you got to do better than that!
3.84sOkay, I guess you don't want a new family, toys and a puppy.
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2.1sHi, everybody, I'm home!