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2.23sGrandpa? What are you doing here?
3.24sChris, welcome to the Skull and Bones Society.
3.77sThis is where the most powerful men in the world are groomed for their futures.
3.97sEvery president, every CEO, every douche bag named Ryan Seacrest.
3.84sThe Skull and Bones Society has been a part of my family for decades,
1.83sand we want you to become a member.
3.2s- Really? Wow, cool!
- Excellent.
1.73sYou get your own stock portfolio,
2.07sa percentage of the 9/11 Victims Fund,
2sand the best medical care on the planet.
2.17sYou'll be kept as healthy as a horse.
1.7sSo, how's that leg doing?
1.7sGreat! Great! Never better!
2.04sGood. Why don't you try putting some weight on it?
1.8sOh, sure.
4.27sYes! Yes! Oh, that's good! That feels good! Very strong!
2.97sSorry, Thunder, I got to put you down.
3.87s(SCREAMING) How's your leg? Huh? How's your leg? You ready to race? Huh?
1.67s(IMITATES FANFARE)
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