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1.47sLet's take roll call first.
1.47sThomas Jefferson? JEFFERSON: Here.
1.6sBenjamin Franklin? FRANKLIN: Here.
2.44sJohn Footpenis? HANCOCK: It's Hancock now.
1.07sWhy?
1.73sHANCOCK: Mind your business, that's why.
3.1sWell, somehow this school needs to raise its test scores right away!
3.94sI suppose there is one thing I can do to raise the school's test average.
1sThen do it!
2.9sAll right. We'll drop the dumbest student we have.
2.77sChris Griffin is hereby expelled.
3.84sBut if I leave now, I won't hear who's the dumbest kid in the school.
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2.14sCool, I don't have to go to school.
2.43sI can just pee in my bed all day.
2.37sChris, being expelled is a serious thing.
2.37sPeter, we've got to find another school for him.
1.3sI say, I could home-school him.
2.44sAfter all, I taught Cleveland how to make Jiffy Pop.
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1sOh!
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