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4.1sANNOUNCER: We now return to Japanese Girls Think Small Versions of Things Are Really Cute.
1.67sOh!
1.97sLook at my tiny dog! I'm gonna put it in my tiny purse!
3.54s(GIGGLING) Tiny phone! Tiny everything!
4.6s(BOTH GIGGLING) Peter, have you seen this tuition bill?
3sMorningwood Academy is charging us $30,000.
2.8sWell, looks like we're all gonna have to take second jobs.
1.74sI guess I'll see if I can get my old gig back,
2.1sselling buttscratchers at the ballpark.
3.27sButtscratcher! Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here!
1.87sButtscratcher! Buttscratcher?
2sButtscratcher! Buttscratcher.
1sButtscratcher.
2.1sMAN: Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher!
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1.64sChris, come here, you'll love this.
2.77sThe first Thursday of every month we go to a local orphanage,
3.17spick out a kid, fill out all the paperwork, and then don't take him home.
1.07sIt's hilarious.
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