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4.6s(BOTH GIGGLING) Peter, have you seen this tuition bill?
3sMorningwood Academy is charging us $30,000.
2.8sWell, looks like we're all gonna have to take second jobs.
1.74sI guess I'll see if I can get my old gig back,
2.1sselling buttscratchers at the ballpark.
3.27sButtscratcher! Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here!
1.87sButtscratcher! Buttscratcher?
2sButtscratcher! Buttscratcher.
1sButtscratcher.
2.1sMAN: Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher!
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1.64sChris, come here, you'll love this.
2.77sThe first Thursday of every month we go to a local orphanage,
3.17spick out a kid, fill out all the paperwork, and then don't take him home.
1.07sIt's hilarious.