3.97sEvery president, every CEO, every douche bag named Ryan Seacrest.
3.84sThe Skull and Bones Society has been a part of my family for decades,
1.83sand we want you to become a member.
3.2s- Really? Wow, cool!
- Excellent.
1.73sYou get your own stock portfolio,
2.07sa percentage of the 9/11 Victims Fund,
2sand the best medical care on the planet.
2.17sYou'll be kept as healthy as a horse.