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1.37sOw.
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3.94sWelcome to Bumbase Alpha, the biggest hobo jungle in the quadrant.
1.93sEh. I've seen bigger.
2.4sOh, wait. I'm thinking of Eugene, Oregon.
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4.07sWait. A pie with hobo-lifting aroma? Who baked it?
3.19sHelmut Spargle. He used to be the greatest chef ever.
2.17sHis restaurant was so high-tone,
1.93sthe only way to get reservations...
3.67swas to create a parallel universe where you already had reservations.
3.5sYep. I once et there back when I what was a senator.
4.2sYo, Spargle. If you're such a great cook, how'd you end up in this dump?