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2.4sOh, wait. I'm thinking of Eugene, Oregon.
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2.43sMmm! Mmm!
4.07sWait. A pie with hobo-lifting aroma? Who baked it?
3.19sHelmut Spargle. He used to be the greatest chef ever.
2.17sHis restaurant was so high-tone,
1.93sthe only way to get reservations...
3.67swas to create a parallel universe where you already had reservations.
3.5sYep. I once et there back when I what was a senator.
4.2sYo, Spargle. If you're such a great cook, how'd you end up in this dump?
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3.35sAges ago, I was the host of a TV show--
4.07sDown-home Country Kitchen With Helmut Spargle.
2.9sBut one day, the Extreme Soda Company...
3.8sthat sponsored the show decided it was too old-fashioned.