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3.19sHelmut Spargle. He used to be the greatest chef ever.
2.17sHis restaurant was so high-tone,
1.93sthe only way to get reservations...
3.67swas to create a parallel universe where you already had reservations.
3.5sYep. I once et there back when I what was a senator.
4.2sYo, Spargle. If you're such a great cook, how'd you end up in this dump?
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3.35sAges ago, I was the host of a TV show--
4.07sDown-home Country Kitchen With Helmut Spargle.
2.9sBut one day, the Extreme Soda Company...
3.8sthat sponsored the show decided it was too old-fashioned.
2.1sSpargle, you're fired.
2.13sWe need a chef who can attract today's younger,
3.27smore extreme cooking show viewer.
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2.84sElzar! Get lost, old man!
1.82sBam!
2.37sMein soufflÉ!
3.7sElzar had been seduced by the dark side of cooking--
2.94scilantro, mango salsa,
2.14sraspberry vinaigrette.