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3.14sI've gathered you all here in the accusing parlor,
3.15sbecause one of you is a miniature shipwrecker.
2.57sI'm acting astonished.
3.99sCertain clues suggest that the culprit is none other than our own...
2.84sPhilip j. Fry!
1.61sWhat?
1.91sOh, it was a brilliant scheme,
4.34sbut you made one fatal mistake-- leaving this confession note!
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0.5sFry, you scoundrel!
2.57sI don't remember any of that.
2.1sBut I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.
5.82sThen I have no choice but to charge you the full cost of the materials-- $10.
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2.07sThere you go.
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3.05sWhat have I done?
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3.24sYour training is complete, little dessert spoon.
3.85sNow, just as the man who wishes to be world chess champion...
2.4smust win at least one game of chess,