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1.1sYou're all losers.
1.63sMy name's Bender.
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2.55sBender from Bending State Bender?
2.27sWow! You're a legend around here.
6.94sI heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus and crammed 58 humans into a phone booth.
3.69sYeah, well, a lot of them were children.
1.55sAnyway, I should get going.
0.73sNo, Bender, wait.
1.87sWe're the lamest frat on campus.
2.47sEven Hillel has better parties than us.
2.8sPlease, you've got to stay and teach us how to be cool.
0.82sHmm...
5.42sokay, but I'll need ten kegs of beer a continuous tape of "Louie, Louie"
2.84sand a regulation two-story, panty-raid ladder.
2.75sOh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
5.04sI tell you, being here really takes me back to my college days.
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