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1.87sWe're the lamest frat on campus.
2.47sEven Hillel has better parties than us.
2.8sPlease, you've got to stay and teach us how to be cool.
0.82sHmm...
5.42sokay, but I'll need ten kegs of beer a continuous tape of "Louie, Louie"
2.84sand a regulation two-story, panty-raid ladder.
2.75sOh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
5.04sI tell you, being here really takes me back to my college days.
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1.47sStep right up.
2.2sWho wants to learn physics?
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3.07sKeep your hands inside the car at all times.
2.04sGood old Coney Island College.
1.6sGo, Whitefish!
3.9sDon't take this the wrong way, Fry but you don't seem like the educated type.
1.27sOh, yeah?
2.5sRead it and weep.
2.15sI'm a certified college dropout.
0.99sPlease.
4.17sEveryone knows 20th century colleges were basically expensive daycare centers.