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2.84sand a regulation two-story, panty-raid ladder.
2.75sOh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
5.04sI tell you, being here really takes me back to my college days.
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1.47sStep right up.
2.2sWho wants to learn physics?
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3.07sKeep your hands inside the car at all times.
2.04sGood old Coney Island College.
1.6sGo, Whitefish!
3.9sDon't take this the wrong way, Fry but you don't seem like the educated type.
1.27sOh, yeah?
2.5sRead it and weep.
2.15sI'm a certified college dropout.
0.99sPlease.
4.17sEveryone knows 20th century colleges were basically expensive daycare centers.
0.92sThat's true.
4.07sBy current academic standards you're merely a high school dropout.
2.34sWhat?! That's not fair.
3.67sI deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets.