1.45sAllow me to introduce myself.
1.9sI'm Gearshift, chapter president.
2.57sThis is Oily, and this here is Fat-bot.
1.1sYou're all losers.
1.63sMy name's Bender.
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2.55sBender from Bending State Bender?
2.27sWow! You're a legend around here.
6.94sI heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus and crammed 58 humans into a phone booth.