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1.47sStep right up.
2.2sWho wants to learn physics?
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3.07sKeep your hands inside the car at all times.
2.04sGood old Coney Island College.
1.6sGo, Whitefish!
3.9sDon't take this the wrong way, Fry but you don't seem like the educated type.
1.27sOh, yeah?
2.5sRead it and weep.
2.15sI'm a certified college dropout.
0.99sPlease.
4.17sEveryone knows 20th century colleges were basically expensive daycare centers.
0.92sThat's true.
4.07sBy current academic standards you're merely a high school dropout.
2.34sWhat?! That's not fair.
3.67sI deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets.
4.97sBy God, I'm going to enroll here at Mars University and drop out all over again.
1.63sYou won't last two weeks.
2.17sAh, thanks for believing in me.
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