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4.07sBy current academic standards you're merely a high school dropout.
2.34sWhat?! That's not fair.
3.67sI deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets.
4.97sBy God, I'm going to enroll here at Mars University and drop out all over again.
1.63sYou won't last two weeks.
2.17sAh, thanks for believing in me.
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1.83sYo, classmate, whatcha taking?
1.78sOh, I don't know.
1.7sProfessor, what are you teaching this semester?
2.35sSame thing I teach every semester.
2.7s"The mathematics of quantum neutrino fields."
3.34sI made up the title so that no student would dare take it.
3.39s"Mathematics of wonton burrito meals."
0.92sI'll be there.
0.92sPlease, Fry.
1.25sI don't know how to teach.
1.5sI'm a professor.
1.18sSee you in class.
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