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1.47s- Guards!
- Yeah?
4.17sRemove the human's lower horn and prepare it to be eaten by me.
3.09sIn other words, slop a load of ketchup and salt on it.
3.5sThen bring it to our royal bedchamber and put it in the sock drawer...
3.74swith all the other things that have failed to arouse my passion for this woman.
3.2s
1.77sRemove pants!
3.72sWait, listen. I'm usually the first guy to toot my own lower horn--
1.9sI'll say. Whoo!
2.74sBut in this case, I just don't think it's gonna do any good.
3.7sThat's what she said! Whoo!
2.5sLet's face it. You two have deep relationship problems...
2.5sthat can't be solved by an aphrodisiac.
0.44sHowever huge it might be.
4.46sSo what do you suggest, painfully single human?
3.6sWell, why don't you think back to what brought you together in the first place.
2.29sOh, I don't know.
2.27sLrrr used to be so tender.
3.74sI only wrote that poem to test my printer!