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4.6sOh, Lord! Hiking is always such a strain on the buttocks.
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2.4sShh! What was that sound?
1.19sIt wasn't a bird's nest falling.
2.37sThat sounds like this.
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2.1sAw, they're so cute when they're scared.
3.8sI meant the sound Bigfoot just made. He's been sighted a lot in this area recently.
2.37sjust last week, a blind hiker felt him.
2.34sDon't tell me you actually believe in Bigfoot,
2.34syou blathering ninnyhammer.
2sOf course I do. Bigfoot's my hero.
3.1sGrowing up, he was the celebrity I most identified with.
0.66sWhy?
1.84s'Cause he was a loner who hated the popular monsters,
2.07syet longed to be one.
3sI can so relate to that.
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4.5sUgh! Enough emotions. This isn't a fat camp, for God's sake.