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3.32sAh, it wouldn't be the same. I want my nose.
2.67sI don't wanna have to teach a new one how to shoot milk when I laugh.
4.05sWell, there's no sense fretting. Good Lord, you're ugly.
4sThe fact is, your nose is gone and we'll never find out who did it or why.
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3.14sGuys! Guys! There's something on television.
3.74sAlien abductions. Until now, a harmless nuisance.
2.84sBut recently they've taken on a sinister dimension...
3.87sas unsuspecting victims are returned without noses.
0.41sLike me!
2.46sThe culprits: shameless poachers...
2.54shunting humans without a permit.
2.42sThe valuable nose, or "human horn,"
3.77sfetches a high price on alien worlds as an aphrodisiac.
2.42sMy nose is an aphrodisiac?
2.57sI'm gonna drop a barf.
1.83sDemand for human horn is great,
4.07sdue in part to titillating scenes from depraved alien TV programs...
2.34stoo filthy for Earth broadcast.
3.67sLet's watch.