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4.52sBigfoot populations require vast amounts of land to remain elusive in.
2.1sThey typically dwell just behind rocks,
2.07sbut are also sometimes playful,
3.54sbounding into thick fogs and out-of-focus areas.
2.87sIt should say, "Top-quality Exercycle for sale."
2.37sAnd could you put "top-quality" in bold?
2.05sYou can't? Okay, whatever.
2.37sRemember, it's up to us.
3.57sBigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists.
2.64sSo let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive...
4.37sfor future generations to enjoy, unless he doesn't exist.
2.05sThe end!
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2.64sI gotta call you back! All right, questions?
3.09sYeah. Have youse ever seens Bigfeet?
3.65sTechnically, no. But I do see him each night in my dreams...
3.4sand each day in the smiling faces of hairy children.
1.92sBunk! Bunk, I say!
3.44sBring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up!
0.66sI have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot.
2.24sShut up!