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0.45sRuff!
1.38sRough? I don't know.
2.07sYou've been pitchin' that all night.
0.55sChewy?
1.38sChewy!
1.75sThat's inspired!
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2.3sHomer, what gives with this review?
2.77sYou say "the salad tastes like bark"...
2.94sand the potatoes were very "Grrrrr!"
0.3sThis reads like it was written by a dog.
2.5sAre you crazy?
2.87sA dog can't type. Unfortunately.
2.24sListen, you gotta shape up!
3.04sNext week is the Taste of Springfield Festival.
2.94sYou'll be reviewing every restaurant in town.
3.94sRemember, people have certain expectations about the "Life Ways" section.
0.38sReally? Like what?
2.87sOh, I don't know.
4.37sAstrology, Broom-Hilda, vacation horror stories,
4.04sarticles about Chronic Fatigue Syndrome-- you know, chick crap.
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3.47sHomer, he's outta control-a. He gave me a bad-a review!
2.54sSo my friend put a horse head on his bed.