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4.74sOh, I got one! How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini!
2.23sHere's another one.
3.3s"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "juliet." "juliet who?"
4.2sJuliet so much pasta fazool, Romeo doesn't want her anymore!
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3.82sWhoa, tough crowd. They're booing Shakespeare!
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1.78sMmm.
2.3sUh, not bad,
2.47sif lasagna is Italian for "pile of puke"!
2.37sAah! I chopp-a you good!
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3.8sWell, I hope you cut me better than you did these string beans.
4.15sHmm. I seem to be missing a piece of my ear. TouchÉ.