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2.58sDad! That's so mean!
1.69sThe other critics told me to be mean.
1.97sYou should always give in to peer pressure.
0.68sBut what if someone bad tells me to--
3.3sWhoa! This material stinks! I'm gonna have to punch it up on the fly.
4.74sOh, I got one! How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini!
2.23sHere's another one.
3.3s"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "juliet." "juliet who?"
4.2sJuliet so much pasta fazool, Romeo doesn't want her anymore!
3.82sWhoa, tough crowd. They're booing Shakespeare!
2.3sUh, not bad,
2.47sif lasagna is Italian for "pile of puke"!
2.37sAah! I chopp-a you good!
3.8sWell, I hope you cut me better than you did these string beans.
4.15sHmm. I seem to be missing a piece of my ear. TouchÉ.