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3.5swhy make 31 flavors when you can't get vanilla right?
3.14sI wouldn't want to be married to her. I mean, again.
3.69sWho are you, and why are you ruining my retirement party?
4.6sI'll have you know I wandered off from the tour.
2.03sAt least you like the food.
1.83sOh, I like food, all right.
2.79sI like pizza I like bagels
2.49sI like hot dogs with mustard and beer
9.91sI get the picture. I'll eat eggplant I could even eat a baby deer La-la-la-la-la-la La-la la-la Who's that baby deer on the lawn there Enough already!
1.94sI just had a thought.
1.88sWe're looking for a new food critic,
2.99ssomeone who doesn't immediately pooh-pooh everything he eats.
2.43sNo, it usually takes a few hours.
2.34sI'd like to give you a tryout.
2.55sWrite a 500-word sample review.
3.69sIf it passes muster, we'll put you on staff.