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4.44sThis is where we store Ann Landers and Dear Abby for their 23 hours of daily sleep.
3.85sMy advice is to free us or let us die!
3.79sCheck it out, Dad. You can print out the headline from the day you were born.
3sOoh! Pointless nostalgia!
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4.02sI'd sure hate to be him.
1.92sAnd to protect Mother Earth,
3.8seach copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper.
1.48sWhat percent is that?
1.77sZero!
2sZero's a percent.
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2.47sHey, I smell cake. Cake that says--
2.25s"Farewell" and--
2.44s"Best Wishes!"
2.4sYour old man has an awesome nose.
2.44sOh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding.
4.32sSo, Mimi, this little shindig is our way of saying farewell...
2.84sto our favorite food critic.
3.65sWhat can I say except thanks for the predictable champagne,