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1.92sI've given out my share of bad reviews.
4.1sThe only bad review you gave was to a slice of pizza you found under the couch.
0.48sIt lost some points 'cause it had a Hot Wheel on it.
3.54sGood lord, you're a critic!
2.8sYou don't have to like everything, e.g., my latest review.
4.97s"john Deere has come out with this year's line of rototillers.
2.37s"Surprise, surprise-- they're green!
3.7sI say it's time to send john Deere a 'Dear john.'"
2.97sOh, that's classic!
0.72sYou don't have to patronize me.
1.79sAaa-- Okay.
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2.15sLord, thy daughters,
3.1sGoneril, Regan and Cordelia.
3.12sWhat is this, merry old England or Petticoat junction?
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2.37sLighten up. It's a comedy. No, it's not.
2.44sIt's not?
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5.71sHmm. This pea soup is as weak as the acting and nowhere near as hammy.