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2.84sto our favorite food critic.
3.65sWhat can I say except thanks for the predictable champagne,
2.12spizza that's hardly numero uno,
2sand ice cream cake which reminds us,
3.5swhy make 31 flavors when you can't get vanilla right?
3.14sI wouldn't want to be married to her. I mean, again.
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3.69sWho are you, and why are you ruining my retirement party?
4.6sI'll have you know I wandered off from the tour.
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2.03sAt least you like the food.
1.83sOh, I like food, all right.
2.79sI like pizza I like bagels
2.49sI like hot dogs with mustard and beer
9.91sI get the picture. I'll eat eggplant I could even eat a baby deer La-la-la-la-la-la La-la la-la Who's that baby deer on the lawn there Enough already!