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0.3sThis reads like it was written by a dog.
2.5sAre you crazy?
2.87sA dog can't type. Unfortunately.
2.24sListen, you gotta shape up!
3.04sNext week is the Taste of Springfield Festival.
2.94sYou'll be reviewing every restaurant in town.
3.94sRemember, people have certain expectations about the "Life Ways" section.
0.38sReally? Like what?
2.87sOh, I don't know.
4.37sAstrology, Broom-Hilda, vacation horror stories,
4.04sarticles about Chronic Fatigue Syndrome-- you know, chick crap.
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3.47sHomer, he's outta control-a. He gave me a bad-a review!
2.54sSo my friend put a horse head on his bed.
3.14sHe ate-a the head and gave it a bad review! True story.
1.94sArr, well, I've had it with Homer!
3.44sHis bad reviews are sinkin' our businesses.
3.57sThen why did you put yours in the window?
3.22sArr, it covered up the "D" from the health inspector.
3.22sWell, I say we ban Homer from our restaurants.