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2.5sWhy, you little--
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2.69sWow! My first published article!
2.94sAlthough someone else's name is on it.
4.54sHeh-heh. Welcome to the humiliating world of professional writing.
1.9sBut this is only the beginning.
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2.3sWelcome to Planet Springfield,
2.87sthe restaurant owned by me, Chuck Norris,
4.07sjohnny Carson's third wife and the Russian mafia.
4.72sEach Planet Springfield is filled with priceless Hollywood gewgaws.
2.9sThere's the coffee mug from Heartbeeps!