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0.72sYou don't have to patronize me.
1.79sAaa-- Okay.
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2.15sLord, thy daughters,
3.1sGoneril, Regan and Cordelia.
3.12sWhat is this, merry old England or Petticoat junction?
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2.37sLighten up. It's a comedy. No, it's not.
2.44sIt's not?
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5.71sHmm. This pea soup is as weak as the acting and nowhere near as hammy.
2.58sDad! That's so mean!
1.69sThe other critics told me to be mean.
1.97sYou should always give in to peer pressure.
0.68sBut what if someone bad tells me to--
1.94sAlways!
1.82sHuh? Huh?
3.3sWhoa! This material stinks! I'm gonna have to punch it up on the fly.
4.74sOh, I got one! How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini!
2.23sHere's another one.
3.3s"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "juliet." "juliet who?"
4.2sJuliet so much pasta fazool, Romeo doesn't want her anymore!