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2.03sAt least you like the food.
1.83sOh, I like food, all right.
2.79sI like pizza I like bagels
2.49sI like hot dogs with mustard and beer
9.91sI get the picture. I'll eat eggplant I could even eat a baby deer La-la-la-la-la-la La-la la-la Who's that baby deer on the lawn there Enough already!
0.42sSorry.
1.27sHey, listen.
1.94sI just had a thought.
1.88sWe're looking for a new food critic,
2.99ssomeone who doesn't immediately pooh-pooh everything he eats.
2.43sNo, it usually takes a few hours.
1.67sUh-- Look,
2.34sI'd like to give you a tryout.
2.55sWrite a 500-word sample review.
3.69sIf it passes muster, we'll put you on staff.
4.15sThanks for the chance. You won't never regret this, Mr. Editing Guy.
4.6sYou know, Homie, the "E" doesn't work on that typewriter.
2.4sWe don't need no stinkin' "E."