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3.3s"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "juliet." "juliet who?"
4.2sJuliet so much pasta fazool, Romeo doesn't want her anymore!
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3.82sWhoa, tough crowd. They're booing Shakespeare!
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1.78sMmm.
2.3sUh, not bad,
2.47sif lasagna is Italian for "pile of puke"!
2.37sAah! I chopp-a you good!
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3.8sWell, I hope you cut me better than you did these string beans.
4.15sHmm. I seem to be missing a piece of my ear. TouchÉ.
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3.17sWho wants pork chops?
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1.92sMmm.
1.93sSorry, Marge.
4.27sI'm afraid this gets my lowest rating ever-- seven thumbs up.
2.7sYou always liked my pork chops.
3.44sMarge, I'm sorry, but your cooking's only got two moves--
2.43sshake and bake.