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2.19sWelcome to the Springfield Shopper,
2.23sestablished in 1883.
2.85sThe newspaper was founded by johnny Newspaperseed,
4.19sa 14-year-old boy who roamed America founding newspapers.
2.62sIf he's so smart, how come he's dead?
1.95sOver the years, the Shopper merged...
4.42swith the Springfield Times, Post, Globe, Herald, jewish News and Hot Sex Weekly...
2.64sto become Springfield's number-one newspaper.
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2.54sWow, a bustling metropolitan newsroom...
2.45sfunneling scoops from all over the globe.
2.93sHi! Are you interested in a subscription to the Shopper?
2.07sLow introductory rates!
4.04sNo, you gotta help ol' Gil. What's it gonna take to keep you on the phone?
2.94sDance for ya? But you wouldn't even see it. YOu--
2.2sAll right. I'm dancin'!
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2.47sAnd this is our comic strip department.
2sWho here reads Mary Worth?
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1.99sLet's move on.
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