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1.87sAll right, I couldn't find your toys,
3.37sso why don't you just play with this blow dryer and these rattles?
3.07sGuess that's it. You probably want me to get out of your hair.
3.04sSo here's the Drano in case there's a clog.
3.27sUh, soap's right there next to the radio, and towels are on the roof.
2.9sSo, goodnight.
4.4sLook, it's one thing for a network to run inappropriate shows that I can't do anything about.
2.2sBut I will not have it happening in my own house.
3.77sLois, there is absolutely nothing inappropriate about my programming.
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2sCHRIS: All right, Dad. You're on.
3.1sHey, PTV fans, welcome to douchebags.
3.07sWe're out here on the I-95 overpass doing our first segment,
2.17s"I dare you to crap off of that."
4sBasically, we'll spend the day crapping off things that others have dared us to crap off.
1.07sI dared him.
1.73sAll right, here we go.
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2.17sI say, are those two pigs vomiting up there?
1.07s(LOIS AND STEWIE SCREAM)
4.47s(SPLATTERING) (TIRES SCREECH) (CAR CRASHES) Uh-oh.