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1.93sOkay, all right. MAN: Today sometime.
1.9sStop making that face over there!
1.47s(ALL LAUGHING) What are you doing? I can't...
2.27sHe makes that face and it makes me laugh, okay?
2.27sYou know what, just turn around. Turn--Turn around.
2.44sI don't care where you look. Just look over there. Okay, all right.
1.33sThey're-- They're-- They're cracking...
2.1sThey're cracking up over there. Okay.
2.3sOh, yeah. Look who's snickering over there.
2.9sMr. I-can't-do- a-suicide-bombing- because-I'm-sick.
0.93sHe had a-- He had a note.
1.13sMAN #1: He got you. MAN #2: He's so bad.
1.83sHe had a note from his doctor.
3.17sHe brought a note from his doctor. It's a suicide bombing.
1.67sMAN: It's true. What are you...
1.3sOkay, all right. Okay, all right. Here we go.
2.77sThis is where I get all serious now. Okay. Death...
4.57s(LAUGHING) I can't. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't.
1.9sOh, come on. Now you're just trying to make...
1.77sHey, wait, wait, wait.
2.1sLook, look, rubber chicken, you know?
2.97sI should do, like, the whole tape with this in my hand, you know?
3sJust totally, like, with the chicken right here because everyone will be like,
3.67s"What the hell? What-- What is-- What is 'Death to Americans'?"
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