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1.97sYou know how impressionable children are.
2.6sI mean, remember what happened after Chris saw Jackie Mason?
2.24sChris, you should have left for school already.
1.73sOy, shiksa, don't start with me.
0.9sI didn't go, I wanted to go,
1.37sI forgot to go, I should have gone.
1.73s- Chris, just go! - Mom, relax.
2.5sYou look so haggard, zebezel. You should lie down or your heart might go...
4.2s(EMITS FARTING SOUND) Lois, don't worry about it. I got a bunch of great new shows lined up.
2.84sSTEWIE: Cheeky Bastard is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
1.83sOh, my God! Where is my roast pheasant?
2.7sHmm, by now I think it's in my lower intestine.
5.04s(LAUGHTER RESONATES) You ate it? But I told you my boss was coming here for dinner.
1.43sWell, unless he likes pork rinds,
1.57she's going home hungry.
2.9s(LAUGHTER RESONATES) You cheeky bastard.
2.4s(LAUGHTER RESONATES)
1.5s(MAN CLAPPING)
1.64s
1.57sWelcome to Midnight Q.
3.34sTonight we're gonna enjoy the smooth jazz of Charles Mingus.
2.97sNorman Mailer is here to read an excerpt from his latest book.
2.94sAnd then we also have a girl from Omaha who's hiding a banana.
1.2sWe'll find out where.
2.74sGiggity Giggity Giggity Goo. Stick around.
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