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3.6sWell, you look me in the eye and tell me it doesn't look like a big anus.
3.04sMy God! How could we have been so blind?
1.6sHe's absolutely right.
3.04sCome to think of it, have you ever looked closely at the Lincoln Memorial?
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4.84sOur top story, the FCC's content ban on Quahog has finally been lifted.
2.9sWell, you did it, Peter. You beat the FCC.
3.5s(SHUSHING) Lois, Lois, let's watch The Brady Bunch.
1.63sLook what I did, everybody.
3.17sIsn't it the biggest, most super-special poop you've ever seen?
5.34s(GIGGLES) Well, Cindy, I guess it's true that big things come in small packages.
1.07s(ALL LAUGHING)
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