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1.5sI'll finish it later.
0.97sYay!
1.84sLois, these eggs are scrambled.
3.2sI thought for sure you'd be making eggs Benedict Arnold.
3.3s(SNICKERS) Brian, stop writing jokes for Peter.
3.57sAnd, Peter, you brought this on yourself by putting on those filthy shows.
1.27sOh, Lois, you are so full of...
0.93s(HORN BLARES)
0.97sWhat?
3.04sNow I can't say... in my own...house?
1.97sGreat, Lois. Just...great.
3.27sYou know, you're lucky you're good at...my... or I'd never put up with you.
1.17sYou know what I'm talking about.
6.44sWhen you... lubed up...toothpaste in my...cherry... Episcopalian... extension cord...
1.77swetness... with a parking ticket.
1.5sThat is the best.
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1.9s
1.1sWhat the hell is this?
2.24sThe FCC has forbidden audible flatulence.
5.1sEveryone is now required to wear this device that converts all fart sounds into Steven Wright jokes.