2sIt's already come true.
2.33sHere's your present.
2.03sNo, Jake! Not like this!
1.1s(PETER SCREAMS)
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6.91sOur top story, beloved entertainer Bob Hope briefly came back to life today only to die in a tragic motorcycle accident.
1.73sSure glad I didn't miss the Emmys, Diane.
1.4sOh, that's just great, Lois.
2.47sThanks to you, I missed a moment of television history.
3.94sWell, now you know how George W. Bush felt when he showed up in Vietnam.
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1.87sAll right, let's do this. Let's kick some ass.
2.47s- Uh, George, the war is over.
- What?
2.27s- Yeah, it's done.
- Get out of here! Are you serious?
1.6sYeah. Oh, man! Oh, man!