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2.57sAnd all the sex, and all the nudity, and all the poop.
1.6sWell, I say it's wrong.
3sThese things are part of the fabric of American life.
3.67sWell, we appreciate your passion but this Congress supports the FCC.
1.43sIndecency is un-American.
1.27sOh, yeah?
2.43sWell, I can prove to you that that's a bunch of bull.
0.97sLook around you.
1.4sThe Washington Monument.
2.57sLooks an awful lot like a penis, doesn't it?
3.37sThe Capitol Building, quite obviously a giant boob.
1.8sAnd the Pentagon?
3.6sWell, you look me in the eye and tell me it doesn't look like a big anus.
3.04sMy God! How could we have been so blind?
1.6sHe's absolutely right.
3.04sCome to think of it, have you ever looked closely at the Lincoln Memorial?
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4.84sOur top story, the FCC's content ban on Quahog has finally been lifted.
2.9sWell, you did it, Peter. You beat the FCC.
3.5s(SHUSHING) Lois, Lois, let's watch The Brady Bunch.
1.63sLook what I did, everybody.
3.17sIsn't it the biggest, most super-special poop you've ever seen?