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3sYou know, this book's been around for 50 years. It's a classic.
1.37sBut you just got it last week,
2.03sand there's a giant Oprah sticker on the front.
0.9sOh, oh, is that what that is?
1.6sLet me just peel that right off.
1.8sSo, uh, what are you gonna read after that one?
1.57sWell, she hasn't told us yet. Damn!
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1.03sAnd the motion carries.
2.57sThe janitor's new nickname is Sweepy.
1.1s(CROWD CHATTERING)
1.97s(FART RESONATING)
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2.44sGentlemen, that was a fart.
1.23sWhat's going on out here?
1.4sI'll tell you what's going on.
4sThis government's FCC is trying to take all the farts away from television!
2.57sAnd all the sex, and all the nudity, and all the poop.
1.6sWell, I say it's wrong.
3sThese things are part of the fabric of American life.
3.67sWell, we appreciate your passion but this Congress supports the FCC.
1.43sIndecency is un-American.
1.27sOh, yeah?
2.43sWell, I can prove to you that that's a bunch of bull.
0.97sLook around you.
1.4sThe Washington Monument.
2.57sLooks an awful lot like a penis, doesn't it?