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5.1sEveryone is now required to wear this device that converts all fart sounds into Steven Wright jokes.
3.14sI spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
1.2sOh, this is bogus!
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1.97sTwo shakes, that's it. Move along.
2.4sOh. Why, thank you, tinkle fairy.
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1.87sLois, you ruined everything, you know that?
1.87sPeter, I know it's a little extreme.
1.87sBut when it comes to our children,
2.27sit's better to err on the safe side. Isn't that right?
3.1sNo. You know, Lois, if everybody was as closed-minded as you,
3.04sthe world wouldn't have some of its most inspired creations.
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3.24sMan, this chocolate bar is delicious.
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