1.23sLiar!
1.2sEast of Eden?
3sSo you--you pretty much do whatever Oprah tells you to, huh?
3sYou know, this book's been around for 50 years. It's a classic.
1.37sBut you just got it last week,
2.03sand there's a giant Oprah sticker on the front.
0.9sOh, oh, is that what that is?
1.6sLet me just peel that right off.
1.8sSo, uh, what are you gonna read after that one?
1.57sWell, she hasn't told us yet. Damn!
2.57sThe janitor's new nickname is Sweepy.
1.1s(CROWD CHATTERING)
1.97s(FART RESONATING)
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1.8s
2.44sGentlemen, that was a fart.
1.23sWhat's going on out here?
1.4sI'll tell you what's going on.
4sThis government's FCC is trying to take all the farts away from television!