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3.09sI believe they prefer to be called "conjoined twins."
4.34sAnd hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil," but it ain't gonna happen.
4.02sNow, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion,
5sbut unfortunately, one of them was... pure evil.
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3.92sI think I'll bottle-feed that one.
3.17sA routine soul smear confirmed the presence of pure evil.
4.25sIt was then I knew the only option was to separate you two immediately.
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3.42sYou'll both need to sign these.
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2.07sBut what to do with poor Hugo?
4.25sToo crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.