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5.84sTomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator ka--
2.87sBob Dole!
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3.07sI am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow...
3.49swhich will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.
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3.03sAmerica, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
3.32sThey're nothing but hideous space reptiles.
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4.62sIt's true. We are aliens, but what are you going to do about it?
3.6sIt's a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us.
2.47sHe's right. This is a two-party system.
2.39sWell, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
3.47sGo ahead. Throw your vote away.