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2.95sIt makes no difference which one of us you vote for.
5.7sEither way, your planet is doomed. Doomed!
3.12sWell, a refreshingly frank response there from Senator Bob Dole.
5.44sThese candidates make me want to vomit in terror. I've got to stop them.
4.19sLadies and gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate Bob Dole.
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2.17sAbortions for all.
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3.24sVery well. No abortions for anyone.
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5.72sHmm. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.
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