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3.45sUh, God? Hi. Bill Watson. I, uh, live in the clock building.
4.54sI have a question. If you're so good, why do you allow bad things to happen?
1.83sWhy am I so fat?
2.89sWhy do bad things happen to good people?
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3.99sListen. I can take care of everything. All you have to do is un-shrink me.
4sUn-shrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a "rebigulator,"
3.87swhich is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, bleh--
4.6sAh, but not at you, O Holiest of Gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance...
2.5sand the blood rain and the "Hey, hey, hey, it hurts me."
1.68sLook! The destroyer! He returns!
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2.02sHelp!