4.25sToo crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.
2.07sThe child was an outcast.
2.15sSo we did the only humane thing.
2.4sWe chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal,
2.44sand fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.
2.2sIt saved our marriage.
1.25sYou expect me to believe all this?
3.97sIf any of it was true, wouldn't I have a big, hideous scar--